gps: pronounces one (1) street name wrong

every person in the car:

it blows my mind when high school teachers think college professors are super professional when this is a literal email i got from my stat professor an hour ago

surprisebitch:

miracufic:

orevet:

completelyhogwashed:

pussypoppinlikepopcorn:

rafi-dangelo:

(Twitter)

President Velveeta plagiarized his inauguration cake.

A. Cake.

This is real life.

They took the man’s cake design like they are so low down

EVERYONE IS MISSING THE BEST GOSH DANG PART OF THIS STORY

THEY DONATED ALL THE PROFITS TO HRC!!

it’s cool that the bakery also gave a shoutout to the original cake designer

like they absolutely knew how shady this whole thing was and managed to handle it in the best way possible

Update on #cakegate.

what a nice turn of events

NiF as Cinnamon Rolls

Looks like a cinnamon roll, is a cinnamon roll: Yujin, Jingrui, Muqin
Looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you: MCS, Nihuang, Fei Liu, Consort Jing, Gong Yu
Looks like they could kill you but is actually a cinnamon roll: Jingyan, Meng Zhi
Looks like they could kill you, is actually going to kill you: Xia Dong, Ban Ruo
Sinnamon roll: Lin Chen

darkrai-the-dreamkeeper:

srry-m0m:

this is cute as HELL

Same energy

thoodleoo:

an academic article: *has a title that begins with ‘a reply to…’*

me:

People who like purple: it’s a good color
People who like orange: it’s a good color
People who like green: Green is my life. I dress green, I glow green, I eat and drink green. If you come into my metro and insult green, I will personally blend you limb from limb, and you will be the green that you insulted, and you will personally apologize for disrespecting God.
People who like blue: sans undertale
People who like red: it’s a good color

critically-yours:

itsnotjustpms:

SLOW CLAP

STANDING OVATION

arrantknave:

shakespeep:

kisshamlet:

hamlet au where everything is the same but no one ever puts anything down gently, not even the background characters, if someone is putting something down at all they must throw it to the ground like it did them serious wrong, im talking flat out slam dunking anything in their hands, but otherwise the play doesnt change

Horatio: Goodnight, sweet prince [LIFTS HAMLET ACTOR INTO THE AIR AND SLAMS THEM INTO THE GROUND]

transmerry:

me, long ago, perfectly innocent: hm, i don’t have a lot of followers, but i wanna perform well for them so i’m going to construct a good queue system and post content that they’ll enjoy !!

me, now: