Tag: lmao

jacksnschild:

Me reading kpop reactions at 3am

*only reads smut*

*accidently reads some fluff and gets soft*

*reads a ton of fluff*

*reads one angst reaction*

*Reads nothing but angst reactions and imagines*

*is upset and petty the whole day because namjoon cheated on me, chanbin replaced me, taeyong yelled at me, hooyoung is ignoring me, chanyeol broke up with me, and Jackson isn’t there to be the father he needs to be for our children*

SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME. THIS IS WHY I GET NO SLEEP AND AM BITCHY ALL DAY.

tiwaztyrsfist:

theghostknight:

People keep saying that Detective Pikachu is going to have the obligatory almost-swear-but-cut-away-last-second joke, and it almost certainly is going to do that

But I can’t stop thinking about the fact that the movie IS PG-13

Meaning they can get away with saying fuck once and keep it PG-13

Reverse cut-a-way.

Detective Pikachu is in a room with normal humans who can’t understand him. He stubs his toe really hard.

We get like 30 seconds of very loud angry “Pi pika pika pipipika kakapika pipi-” then the main character walks in and we just hear the deep detective pikachu voice go “-FUCK!”

fantasyhoevillage:

NCT 2018 As shit Gordon Ramsay has said.

I was pissing myself while writing this.

Taeyong – “What the fuck did you put in that sauce? It’s like some kind of sci-fi sperm.”

Taeil – “You guys cook like old people fuck.”

Johnny – “That lift is busier that fucking paris hiltons knickers.”

Yuta – “When i bang, she comes, when you bang, she comes!.. Sounds like a porn movie…”

Kun – “Chitlins? Shitlins.”

Doyoung – “Right, I’ll get you more pumpkin. I’ll ram it right up your fucking ass. Would you like it whole or diced?”

Ten – “Feels like I’m eating donkeys cock.”

Jaehyun – “You give me them anemic bits of shits, I’ll fucking throw them up your ass sideways.”

Winwin – “Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz you didn’t fucking cook it.”

Jungwoo – “There’s enough garlic in here to kill every vampire in Europe .“

Lucas – “The two steaks have been up and down like fucking Abi Titmuss’s knickers.”

Mark – “You look like you’re just about to lose your virginity.”

Renjun – “Chimichanga… Chimi-chuck it in the bin.”

Jeno – “There’s more smoke in this kitchen than in snoop dogs tour bus.“

Haechan – “Pinwheel? Yeah i feel like doing a cartwheel out of here.”

Jaemin – “It looks like chappy took a crappy in my gumbo.”

Chenle – “You put so much ginger in this, it’s a Weasley.”

Jisung – “I wish you would jump in that oven. That would make my life a lot easier.”

Side note, Ramsay would beat the shit out of Mark