People who like purple: it’s a good color
People who like orange: it’s a good color
People who like green: Green is my life. I dress green, I glow green, I eat and drink green. If you come into my metro and insult green, I will personally blend you limb from limb, and you will be the green that you insulted, and you will personally apologize for disrespecting God.
People who like blue: sans undertale
People who like red: it’s a good color
hamlet au where everything is the same but no one ever puts anything down gently, not even the background characters, if someone is putting something down at all they must throw it to the ground like it did them serious wrong, im talking flat out slam dunking anything in their hands, but otherwise the play doesnt change
Horatio: Goodnight, sweet prince [LIFTS HAMLET ACTOR INTO THE AIR AND SLAMS THEM INTO THE GROUND]
me, long ago, perfectly innocent: hm, i don’t have a lot of followers, but i wanna perform well for them so i’m going to construct a good queue system and post content that they’ll enjoy !!
I’ve read so much fanfiction I can’t remember what’s canon and what’s not
fuckboi: so you like batman
me: yeah, but not the way you like batman
fuckboi: what
me: i like that batman is a mess of a person and has like 7 kids and loves them all and respects women
Jobless Culture Technology 