surprisebitch:

miracufic:

orevet:

completelyhogwashed:

pussypoppinlikepopcorn:

rafi-dangelo:

(Twitter)

President Velveeta plagiarized his inauguration cake.

A. Cake.

This is real life.

They took the man’s cake design like they are so low down

EVERYONE IS MISSING THE BEST GOSH DANG PART OF THIS STORY

THEY DONATED ALL THE PROFITS TO HRC!!

it’s cool that the bakery also gave a shoutout to the original cake designer

like they absolutely knew how shady this whole thing was and managed to handle it in the best way possible

Update on #cakegate.

what a nice turn of events

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

My roommate from Beijing is fascinated by English expletives and is asking about the most offensive terms we have. I tried to explain the difference between insulting swear words and offensive slurs, and he was delighted by ‘asshole’, ‘motherfucker’, ‘bastard’, ‘dickhead’, and ‘shithead’. Explaining slurs without using any proved to be difficult, as he just tried to insult me by saying, “You are a big slur!”

I told him that he can combine different words to make new ones and he just pointed at me and said, “Fuck you, you son of shit-sucker! You loser!” 

“In China, we say ‘fuck your mom, fuck your ancestors, fuck your parents, fuck everyone… but we don’t say ‘fuck yourself’. I love that! In America, you can fuck anyone, even yourself!”

So today this kid yelled Nani the fuck?!? in the middle of a test and I felt compelled to share this to the world.

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

teachers, share the weird crap your kids have done!

my grade 8 class,, god it was a mess

-we broke a light fixture playing soccer

-we played full rounds of volleyball inside

-a kid would take random strolls out of the class with meter sticks

-we tried playing baseball with a dry board eraser and a meter stick

-we had daily food fights

-YOGURT

-orange on the wall

-YOGURT

-tape balls the size of our fists

-food drives ending up with a singular nacho chip in the bin

-international swearing lessons

  ~mid-presentation too

-YOGURT

-all that I can remember tbh

narwhal-noir:

Elementary School Reading Culture:

  • The popular books having waiting lists in the library
  • Not having read the popular book yet and feeling super left-out of the lunchtime conversation
  • Those huge graphic non-fiction books about horses
  • Having a to-read list of like 4 or 5 books
  • Personalized bookmarks
  • Having a booklight next to your bed
  • Forgetting your book at home and being devastated
  • Designated reading-for-pleasure time in school
  • Being amazed when you took the dust jacket off and the book underneath was super pretty, then showing all your friends
  • Different books being popular in different schools (Inkheart and the Pseudonymous Bosh serious were poppin at my school)
  • Everyone knew the librarian
  • People would ask what you were reading and actually want to know about the plot
  • Going on vacation and being excited to choose books to bring
  • Reading before bed at sleepovers
  • Going to the bookstore was the highlight of your month
  • Boarders
  • Hardcover books only costing like 9 bucks
  • The Scholastic Book Fair