Me: *Makes fun of rom-coms and romance novels*
Also me: *reads fan fics*
so accurate it hurts
Tag: lmao
Slytherin: Now if you’ll excuse me I have more important matters to attend to.
Slytherin: *goes to sleep*
:me when there’s any work school-related:
this is so ridiculously accurate it’s not funny
shit nct says: winwin ver.
♡ happy birthday to nct’s resident cutie dong sicheng! from learning korean from scratch to having all of nct wrapped around your finger, you’ve come so far and we couldn’t be more proud of you! please never change, we love you ♡
GUYS TYHIS IS FUCKING HILARIOUS AND YOURE REBLOGGING THIS AS A FUCKING AESTHETIC PICITUSRE WTFSOMEONE LITERALLY FLOODED THEIR BATHROOM AND NOW THERES A WATERFALL COMING OIGUT OG THEIR BALCONY Im CRYInG LAUCGHING BUT YOU GIUYS ARe JUST LIKE “wow so pretty” WHT ATHE FUCK
follow for more soft plumbing disasters
Fun things to say when someone tells you they’re going to go to the bathroom:
- Stay safe
- Congratulations
- That’s what they all say
- Different strokes for different folks
- I hope you have the time of your life
- But you have so much to live for
- Please explain
note for future references on how to inevitably scare everyone at parties, giving me an escape path
savage sooyoung at it again
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