I’m tired of people telling me to ‘go to the hospital’ and that I’ve ‘lost a lot of blood.’ It’s my stab wound, not yours. Stay out of it.
Tony Stark. (via mcu-incorrect-quotes)
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Today’s cancelled. Let’s all stay home and read.
Ravenclaw when they need to leave the house (via shitthehousessay)
Slytherin: Now if you’ll excuse me I have more important matters to attend to.
Slytherin: *goes to sleep*
Slytherin: Now if you’ll excuse me I have more important matters to attend to.
Slytherin: *goes to sleep*
:me when there’s any work school-related:
Boa: you won’t believe this ’cause it usually never happens, but I made a mistake
Person: You were so quiet when we first met I thought you didn’t like me.
Ravenclaw: Haha I’m shy.
Ravenclaw: *internally* I’d sell you to Satan for one corn chip.
#WhenYouWouldSellYourselfToSatanForACornChip
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