fantasyhoevillage:

NCT 2018 As shit Gordon Ramsay has said.

I was pissing myself while writing this.

Taeyong – “What the fuck did you put in that sauce? It’s like some kind of sci-fi sperm.”

Taeil – “You guys cook like old people fuck.”

Johnny – “That lift is busier that fucking paris hiltons knickers.”

Yuta – “When i bang, she comes, when you bang, she comes!.. Sounds like a porn movie…”

Kun – “Chitlins? Shitlins.”

Doyoung – “Right, I’ll get you more pumpkin. I’ll ram it right up your fucking ass. Would you like it whole or diced?”

Ten – “Feels like I’m eating donkeys cock.”

Jaehyun – “You give me them anemic bits of shits, I’ll fucking throw them up your ass sideways.”

Winwin – “Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz you didn’t fucking cook it.”

Jungwoo – “There’s enough garlic in here to kill every vampire in Europe .“

Lucas – “The two steaks have been up and down like fucking Abi Titmuss’s knickers.”

Mark – “You look like you’re just about to lose your virginity.”

Renjun – “Chimichanga… Chimi-chuck it in the bin.”

Jeno – “There’s more smoke in this kitchen than in snoop dogs tour bus.“

Haechan – “Pinwheel? Yeah i feel like doing a cartwheel out of here.”

Jaemin – “It looks like chappy took a crappy in my gumbo.”

Chenle – “You put so much ginger in this, it’s a Weasley.”

Jisung – “I wish you would jump in that oven. That would make my life a lot easier.”

Side note, Ramsay would beat the shit out of Mark