It’s kinda bullshit that with all the billionaires that exist not 1 has decided to be batman
Tag: except it’s not me this time
Life is technically a sexually transmitted disease.
No matter what our differences, every 90s kid would band together to beat the shit out of that fucker who abandoned his Charmander out in the rain
Eating a spoonful of sugar is literally consuming crystals for energy.
It would be awesome if Google disguised itself as Bing for April Fools Day
they really should do that…
Hydrogen is flammable and oxygen is needed to keep a fire going. Put them together and we get water, something we put out fires with.
People were more concerned with the Mayan calendar ending in 2012 than the catastrophic consequences of our environmental pollution if we don’t change our ways by 2030.
If you ever feel ugly just know you’re genetic code has been tailored over millions of years of famine, war, disease, and has been chosen time and again over countless others countless times. You’re one lifetime is no different, someone will choose you too.
Both adults and kids swear, yet they both refrain from cursing around each other as they believe that the opposite group is offended by it
Knives are litteraly cutting edge technology