Fashionably late? More like anxiously early.
Hufflepuff (via shitthehousessay)
Fashionably late? More like anxiously early.
Person: So do your tattoos have any meaning?
Slytherin: Look buddy, my life doesn’t even have any meaning.
I Just Want More Fic Without Having to Write It Myself: A Biography
Wow it’s been a while since I got a wack ask like this hello
gps: pronounces one (1) street name wrong
every person in the car:
Nani the FUCK?!?
an academic article: *has a title that begins with ‘a reply to…’*
me:

Turning your phone brightness down when reading fanfiction in front of family is a mood™️