animals are sick of our shit.
this is fucking hysterical
full offense but none of you would have ever survived fanfiction.net in 2009
bold of you to assume I was not forged in that dark crucible
My children, I was there at the dawn of in 1998. You know nothing of the darkness.

“Why don’t you get the book with the movie poster cover?”
me:
When your friend only reads non-fiction but you constantly hassle them to read a fantasy novel:


Hey uh op…. where’s your url…
there’s no url because god sent this post down to us







