My roommate from Beijing is fascinated by English expletives and is asking about the most offensive terms we have. I tried to explain the difference between insulting swear words and offensive slurs, and he was delighted by ‘asshole’, ‘motherfucker’, ‘bastard’, ‘dickhead’, and ‘shithead’. Explaining slurs without using any proved to be difficult, as he just tried to insult me by saying, “You are a big slur!”
I told him that he can combine different words to make new ones and he just pointed at me and said, “Fuck you, you son of shit-sucker! You loser!”
“In China, we say ‘fuck your mom, fuck your ancestors, fuck your parents, fuck everyone… but we don’t say ‘fuck yourself’. I love that! In America, you can fuck anyone, even yourself!”
181126 | key at face showcase ☆彡
key: i followed after jonghyun’s album name because i wanted to belong to shinee.
“i’ve chosen “FACE” following “BASE” of jonghyun and “ACE” of taemin. of course, i made it to keep shinee’s sense of belonging. it is true that i copied the names of the members’ albums before me.“
cr. thaluuu
Theme #12: Tokyo by kuzuriha
I stroll the boulevards, I stare up at the stars and wish they’d all align.
LIVE PREVIEW / VIEW CODE / STATIC PREVIEW
- 3 accent colors and 2 color options.
- 4 custom links.
- 500/540px posts, one column only.
- Optional gradient background.
- Sidebar is 290 x 160px
- Sidebar: @xathrid
I have a short break and have been wanting to release a proper theme, so here it is! Inspired by Owl City’s song of the same title and @7th-district ‘s eighteenth theme, Shades, which can be found here. This is my first attempt at using Tumblr’s unnest variables compiled by the generous Chloe ( @bychloethemes ) so if there’s anything wrong or funky, hit me up on my ask!
Please like and or reblog if you like or and using this theme! ^^

Theme [32]: Resonance by glenthemes
This theme is a remake of an old unreleased design. It consists of a sidebar and information boxes, and features Jirou Kyouka from Boku no Hero Academia.
► STATIC PREVIEW | CODE
Theme features:
- left sidebar: 4 default links, icon (120px), up to 8 custom links
- posts: 1 column, multiple customization fields
- right information boxes: description & icon (adjustable width), statistics box, additional information box
- music player: please use a valid audio file URL (e.g.: .mp3)
Credits:
- the left sidebar icon in this preview is by sapphicbnha
- the description icon in this preview is by fyeahbnha
- the music in this preview is “You Say Run” metal cover by RichaadEB
- PXU photoset tutorial, lightbox tutorial, video resizing script, like & reblog button tutorial by shythemes
- “SaturnIcons” icon font by themehive
Be sure to follow the terms of use and like/reblog if you’re using this page! Please contact me if you have any questions/problems with the theme and I’ll try to help you as much as I can! ♥
Character Page [04]: Re:volution by glenthemes
A file/document-inspired character page featuring the four currently known members of Blackwatch. This page consists of a logo, various titles, biography spaces, and character images. [credits]
Features:
- animated circular logo: made from CSS; center image can be changed
- character icons: click to view character information
- biography space: portrait image, label, titles & subtitles, information list, small additional image, biography text space, one audio file and accompanying descriptive text
- custom links: 3 in the top-right corner
A detailed guide can be found in the above link; instructions can also be found within the code. Be sure to follow the terms of use and like/reblog if you’re using this page! Please contact me if you have any questions/problems with the coding and I’ll try to help you as much as I can! ♥
page 04: calypso | about page by @pegasusthms
about page including a wavy header, two facts section (a traditional one & the circle one). all elements are scrollable, so you can add as many text, facts, circles as you want. instructions about customization are provided within the code.
if you encounter any problems with the page, message me ! check out the terms of use. please like or reblog if you use the code.
credit: for this page I used the gorgeous icon font by @saturnthms ; for my credit I used this awesome icon font ; the wave effect is from this codepen
page 06: harmonia | network/members/family page
this is a very simple network/family/members page. the page includes an accent color, a filter option and a image hover effect. the pictures should be 250px width and can have any height you like (the pictures will be rescaled if they are too big tho). instructions about customization are provided within the code. if you encounter any problems with the page, message me ! check out the terms of use. please like or reblog if you use the code.
credit: for my credit I used this awesome icon font ; for the masonary layout and the filter option I used this tutorial by @cyantists ; the art I used in the preview is by the GORGEOUS @polydeuce

page 07: myrina | list page
anon requested a page to make lists on and therefor I created one ahsja on this page you can make to do lists, unordered/ordered lists, update lists and also just write normal text. instructions about customization are provided within the code. if you encounter any problems with the page, message me ! check out the terms of use. please like or reblog if you use the code.
credit: for my credit I used this awesome icon font ; for the masonary layout and the filter option I used this tutorial by @cyantists ; I used the AWESOME icon font by @saturnthms in the code ; the heart bullet points were inspired by @baechys beautiful theme momo






















