glumshoe:

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

My roommate from Beijing is fascinated by English expletives and is asking about the most offensive terms we have. I tried to explain the difference between insulting swear words and offensive slurs, and he was delighted by ‘asshole’, ‘motherfucker’, ‘bastard’, ‘dickhead’, and ‘shithead’. Explaining slurs without using any proved to be difficult, as he just tried to insult me by saying, “You are a big slur!”

I told him that he can combine different words to make new ones and he just pointed at me and said, “Fuck you, you son of shit-sucker! You loser!” 

“In China, we say ‘fuck your mom, fuck your ancestors, fuck your parents, fuck everyone… but we don’t say ‘fuck yourself’. I love that! In America, you can fuck anyone, even yourself!”

lqkey:

181126 | key at face showcase ☆彡

key: i followed after jonghyun’s album name because i wanted to belong to shinee.

i’ve chosen “FACE” following “BASE” of jonghyun and “ACE” of taemin. of course, i made it to keep shinee’s sense of belonging. it is true that i copied the names of the members’ albums before me.

cr. thaluuu

kuzuriha:

Theme #12: Tokyo by kuzuriha

I stroll the boulevards, I stare up at the stars and wish they’d all align.

LIVE PREVIEW / VIEW CODE / STATIC PREVIEW

  • 3 accent colors and 2 color options.
  • 4 custom links.
  • 500/540px posts, one column only.
  • Optional gradient background.
  • Sidebar is 290 x 160px
  • Sidebar: @xathrid  

I have a short break and have been wanting to release a proper theme, so here it is! Inspired by Owl City’s song of the same title and @7th-district ‘s eighteenth theme, Shades, which can be found here. This is my first attempt at using Tumblr’s unnest variables compiled by the generous Chloe ( @bychloethemes ) so if there’s anything wrong or funky, hit me up on my ask!

Please like and or reblog if you like or and using this theme! ^^

glenthemes:

Theme [32]: Resonance by glenthemes

This theme is a remake of an old unreleased design. It consists of a sidebar and information boxes, and features Jirou Kyouka from Boku no Hero Academia.

STATIC PREVIEW | CODE

Theme features:

  • left sidebar: 4 default links, icon (120px), up to 8 custom links
  • posts: 1 column, multiple customization fields
  • right information boxes: description & icon (adjustable width), statistics box, additional information box
  • music player: please use a valid audio file URL (e.g.: .mp3)

Credits:

Be sure to follow the terms of use and like/reblog if you’re using this page! Please contact me if you have any questions/problems with the theme and I’ll try to help you as much as I can! ♥

glenthemes:

Character Page [04]: Re:volution by glenthemes

A file/document-inspired character page featuring the four currently known members of Blackwatch. This page consists of a logo, various titles, biography spaces, and character images. [credits]

PREVIEW | CODE | MORE INFO

Features:

  • animated circular logo: made from CSS; center image can be changed
  • character icons: click to view character information
  • biography space: portrait image, label, titles & subtitles, information list, small additional image, biography text space, one audio file and accompanying descriptive text
  • custom links: 3 in the top-right corner

A detailed guide can be found in the above link; instructions can also be found within the code. Be sure to follow the terms of use and like/reblog if you’re using this page! Please contact me if you have any questions/problems with the coding and I’ll try to help you as much as I can! ♥