intp-craziness:

INTP:   *Is a teenage guy*  Has his own discord channel specifically for cat memes and cute kitten pictures.  Rest of his discord is morbid humor and violent video games.  

ENTP:  Smoked weed and came to math class high and ranted how the U.S. government is controlled by reptilian aliens and that the earth is flat

INFP:   *is a teenage male*  proclaims, “I am a huge cuddly teddy bear!” and tries to get hugs from people

ENFP:  Corrupted INFP and INTP with her knowledge of dirty jokes and memes

INFJ:  “I’m not suicidal but if someone came up to me and stabbed me I would’t exactly protest.”

ENFJ:  Sings “My Little Pony” theme song to whole camp when he was a camp counselor

INTJ:  Is the smartest person in the room with their extensive knowledge of trivia.  Turns into the clumsiest as soon as they try and kill horseflies trying to bite him (is in a pool on a raft and falls into the water splashing everyone else who doesn’t want to get wet)

ENTJ:  Hung up a poster that read “Don’t Talk: Execute” in her high school classroom

ISTP:  Hacked my laptop and put program on it to spy on me.  

ESTP:  Sends me self made memes of himself and his many trophies from sports

ISFP: Is so spacey that he backed into a skid steer, a tree, and a wall with his truck in the past six months

ESFP:  *is a teenage male*  Will literally cuddle anyone and sit on anyone’s lap.  Hugs literally everyone.  Hugs mINTP’s 50 year old dad and sits on his lap.  Will jump into mINFP’s arms and hug him in public.  

ISFJ: s When driving, she will be slow and then speed up when someone is trying to pass her because she realizes she was going slow.  She then slows down once the person stops trying to pass.  She is honestly trying to be nice but doesn’t realize she is pissing people off.  

ESFJ:  *Is an 83 year old grandma*  “Why do the democrats and republicans have to fight all the time?  I don’t see why they just can’t play nice?”

ISTJ:  Whenever someone says that something isn’t right he just replies with “There are a lot of things wrong with this world.” (he is a retired cop so it is understandable)

ESTJ:  *Is a huge rich CEO of a company and is arrogant and bossy yet he can’t do anything without his wife’s permission (and probably wouldn’t survive a day without her)*