If you’re not willing to snort my ashes then what kind of friend are you
you are incredibly valid
I’m goin to have my ashes mixed in with glitter confetti cannons that will be at my funeral so when my funeral song(thnks fr th mmrs by fall out boy) hits its chorus I can be blasted all over my mourners.
inconveniencing people even from the grave
At my funeral everyone else gets cremated.
This is honestly my favorite single statement in the English language and I’m willing to bet I’d love it just as much in any translated form
My best friend wants to have her ashes sprinkled on top of risotto & wants her will to state that whoever eats her ashes can have her estate.
You are so lucky to have this person as a friend
gonna have my body frozen with liquid nitrogen then turned into a slushie
Incredible
At my funeral, They Won’t Be Able To Find The Body 🙂
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